WTF

Ok, so now (for some reason) I can't get pics to post here.  That sucks balls!  Anyway I have been SO fucking busy lately!  With all the preparations I am making for hubby's homecoming, shopping for household items, and a few naughty things too; I haven't been around as much.  Also this weekend a wrench has been potentially thrown into my master plan. I fucking hate drama, details aren't necessary since most of you don't deserve them anyway.  I am in the process of finishing up the tables I have been working on, I know it's an odd hobby, but whatever!  Also, since I am feeling especially moody I think I'll be making a few phone calls to a very cheesy "boy"...
Last week I did get quite a few packages.  I have a new "slut" imprint paddle (and I can't wait to use it), a pair of pretty red shoes, and a couple other items.  I have also begun corresponding with a local boy, he will be photographing my feet next month.  I can't wait!  It'll be so much fun!
I am also considering a select few for R/T spanking, caning, and general corporal punishment sessions.  For those that think they might be interested, you already know how to get in touch with me.  I'll be adding several new items to my toy box and I look forward to implementing them into some good old fashioned corporal punishment. 
Anyway, I have tons of shopping to do, be sure to check out my updated wish lists!  As always, gift cards are always wanted and accepted. 

Eden Fantasys...

I happened across this contest via the liberator's twitter, because of course, I follow liberator. hehehehe Anyway, there is a new contest via EdenFantasys And now that I read the fine print I suppose I'll be disqualified. Goddamnit!  I should have been following them on twitter a LONG time ago!  FUCK! I can't help but think of a very famous quote from the movie "Heathers", "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw..." Anyway, I have been longing for a (or 2) liberator shape(s) for what seems like forever and here was my chance.  So, whether or not I win, I still want a liberator!  Oh and BTW, there are so many ways to contribute to my (and Mr. Above and Beyond's) happiness.  A liberator is something that will be a really great addition to all my new toys, especially with the warming lube and my new Wartenberg wheel I received today. 

 Get to it bitches!  Share some links, like them on facebook, and follow them on twitter!  EdenFantasys has had some really cool contests, and I am so pissed that I may have missed out!  Whatever becomes of this contest, you better believe the next time a liberator is on the line, I will know WAY ahead of time.  I'll have a liberator soon, come hell or high water...

Updates: tapeworm, butt slut, whinny scot and more...

So as this week comes to a halt, I have been very busy and thoroughly enjoying the pain and humility that I have instilled. To start, tapeworm seems to enjoy public humiliation...LOL So, that is what we have been doing lately.  I also had the great pleasure of watching butt slut try on his KTB, which is just a little too tight.  I certainly enjoy the discomfort that it caused and the lovely shade of purple his cock turned.  I should be receiving a lovely group of gifts from my wish lists too this up coming week.  Then there is the whinny scot that can be such a pain in my ass.  His whining and ego seem to hinder my fun, however, I have a few ideas on how to break him of bad habits. hehehehehe  Also, I had a chance to chat with the lovely bloke in England, who can't resist my charm, keeps digging himself deeper into debt to make (and keep) me happy.  I love it when boys squirm, either with pain, fear, or because I cloud their thoughts.  Be sure to check out all the fun stuff I've been up to this past week.  I still hope to get a chance to take pics of all my new goodies soon.
 Be sure to check out the page designated for aforementioned sluts.

I haven't posted in a while...humiliaition nation time!

So just a quick blip about some of the silly shit boys have done over the past week or so...

Yeah, he is pathetic...to say the least.

Easter slut bunny! LMAO

ALMOST pretty.

another easter, whore!

Had almost every orifice filled!

He so came without permission...and it always costs big $! HAHAHA!

HAHAHA! tied 100 knots in 10 one inch pieces of floss.

OMG! Is that Lady GAga!?!?!

 

Naw, its a boy tryin to be an ugly tranny in a toga! LMAO!

There are also a few other losers out there that have nothing better to do than to wait for my arrival on yahoo.  One in particular, who looks like Mr. Bean, fucking sent me a gift card to amazon.co.uk.  Now, any fool knows that they are not compatible with amazon.com, but clearly he's an even bigger dumb ass!  I do, however, love the effort. LOL  So, many are trying to throw themselves at my feet (where they belong, lol), I have barely had a chance to spend all their money!  But stay tuned as I will be sharing some pics of all the goodies I have bought with their hard earned cash.