Thursday, September 2, 2010

Financial Domination

I enjoy the time I spend with my subs, however; I want money, gifts, and other tokens of appreciation.  Anyone can figure that out.  If you can't sacrifice for me, then I don't have time for you.  Ultimately, I am the one in control.  Your opinions can be kept to yourself.  I am not here to make friends, gossip, or tuck you into bed.  I want a new MacBook, jewelry, lingerie, and more than anything, I WANT YOUR MONEY!  If you want my attention on a regular basis, you will sacrifice.  I don't have to trust you, like you, or comfort you, but you need me.  Be grateful that I spend any of my precious time with you, so show it.  I have many other things to do that are way higher on my priority list.  I don't care what your excuses are, what they aren't, or whatever.  You'll crave me, need me, and properly worship me.  If I find that you are not properly serving me, you will be deleted. 

Some things that are NOT MY PROBLEM:
Your credit card debt.
Your broken TV.
Your miserable day.
Your friend's abusive boyfriend.
You lost your job.
Your bad relationships.
Your flabby belly or bald head.
Your foreclosure.
Your taxes.
And among others:
Your lack of payment methods (there are plenty, BTW).

I don't care if you think I am cold, mean, and/or greedy.  In fact, I really couldn't care less what you think of me.  I am extremely busy and I spend more time with those that are generous; but I also love flyby gifts.  Either way, you'll know that you have contributed to my happiness.  So, either pay up (on a regular basis), or leave me alone.