Investing in this economy...

So as we all know, the economy has completely gone to shit.  The housing (sand stock) market is in the toilet too.  With an influx of people, properties, and so on there is little left that isn't tainted by our awful economy.  I was reading the paper about property values, blah blah blah, and it shocks me to see the fools that thought they were getting a great deal at the time.  LOL those are the same saps that are crying about being underwater on their montages and taking the strategical foreclosure route.  Now there are hundreds upon thousands of empty homes and bank owned properties, but I ask you, what are you investing in?  You should really consider something with a better return on your money that an empty house, lot, or stocks for that matter.  Invest in what you know, invest in something that will always have value...my happiness. 
I have been considering investment properties and foreclosures, but that isn't what makes me happy.  I enjoy sunbathing, yoga, and spending my time doing what I like to do.  With that in mind, I have formulated a fool proof plan of achieving bliss.  And yes, even you can be apart of it.  You see, by making me happy, doing whatever it takes to improve my life, and getting pleasure from my pleasure, is what completes you.  Instead of filling your portfolio full of stocks, bonds, IRAs, and meaningless properties; invest your time, energy, and money in me.    You know you want to have something of value in your life.  What is the point of your pitiful life, if you haven't served a purpose?  How can one possibly be accomplished without making sacrifices?  Don't hesitate.  Act now.  This is a limited time offer and will be expiring soon!

WOW BUSY!

I have been so busy lately, even more so than usual.  There are several factors that contribute to the overwhelming activity in my life.  First off I have been house hunting and shopping for items to fill my future home.  I have decided on a red and stainless steel theme for the kitchen and I am still undecided on the rest of the color schemes.  Also, in addition to all of that I have decided to return to school and finally get my degree.  I know you are thinking that I am far too intelligent to not have my degree, but alas I never finished.  This time I am so excited and actually looking forward to returning to school.  Once again, I will be changing my major so I'll be starting back (almost) at square one. 
In addition to those new adventures, I believe I have found jeff a cock to suck.  I certainly hope so anyway.  I haven't been able to be online much lately (for obvious reasons), and I know all the bitches out there have been missing me! 
Yesterday was absolutely fabulous and my head is still spinning from the amazing sex I had.  OMG, multiple orgasms are awesome!  I know all you pervs are über jealous.  I will be peeling off these cream pie panties either today or tomorrow and may or may not be sending them to a good boy.  I might just keep them for my own selfish wants.  I will be accepting applications, setting up appointments, and doing thorough background checks, soon for  R/T positions and sessions.  I am still not 100% certain as to what exactly Mr. Above and Beyond and I are seeking, however, we will know when we find him (or her).
By now, you are wondering how I am able to do all I do.  Yes, I will be a full time student.  Yes, I am happily married.  Yes, I am very talented in many facets of my life.   You'd be so lucky to have even a small fraction of time.   Anyway, IDK why I am so generous to let all you pervs have a peek into my life, but I suppose I do it because I enjoy writing about myself.    Happy Monday, bitches.

Reflecting

I was just sitting here reflecting on the past 10 years.  Today marks the 10 year anniversary of my journey to Florida.  Oddly enough, it started as a quick vacation for only a few days.  My boyfriend at the time (my first husband) was offered a job and we thought it was a joke and blew it off as nothing more than a drunken rambling of a retard.  We continued to enjoy our sub tropical vacation in February and returned home a few days later.  Once home, we unpacked and resumed our normal day to day activities.  The next day my boyfriend received a call from the drunk that had offered him the job.  It was a brief call and he wanted my BF to be back in Florida by the end of the week.  Of course he was going to pay for the last minute flight, all travel/living expenses, and a return ticket home to drive our belongings to Florida.  It was a lot to process and not much time to weigh the decision.  We agreed that he would take the job. 
With a short amount of time before his departure, we decided to drive to Tennessee and get married.  (A bad idea, we didn't get married-then, long story.)  It would be about 6 weeks before I would see him again and I thought that was an eternity.  He set out on his noble quest and our entire future was depending on this job.  While he was in Florida, I packed, tied up loose ends, and prepared for the huge transition into adulthood.  I was 19, maybe a little naive, and in love.  I had planned a trip to New Orleans way before we had decided to move to Florida.  So, part of the arrangement was that my BF would come back home finish packing and take care of the dog while I went to New Orleans.  I had a fabulous time in New Orleans.  It was right after Mardi Gras and the city was still alive with the same passion.  I believe I stayed drunk the entire trip.  It was awesome!
When I returned from my mini vacation to New Orleans, it was time to say my "good byes" and set out into a whole new adventure.  I have to admit that moving somewhere, (away from my family and out of my comfort zone) was exciting and scary.  I knew that moving out of state was a big deal and shouldn't be a decision made on a whim, but that is exactly what happened.  Once I arrived, I knew I didn't want to leave.  Of course I had my moments, missing friends, family and whatnot.  We were going to get married and build a life together.  A big adventure for a 19 year old girl...
Over the last 10 years I have had many more adventures that completely dwarfed this whole experience.  I have grown in many ways since then.  Some experiences were grand and some not so much, but regardless they have molded me into the woman I am now.  I have absolutely no regrets and cherish every memory (good and bad).  I do miss the 19 year old girl I was, just a little.  I was optimistic, a little naive, and completely untainted by the nastiness of the real world.  At the same time, I don't miss her at all.  Now, I am wiser and know how the world really works.  I also know that if I want something, I have to grab the bull by the horns.  I have grown to not fear or hesitate in my decisions.  I have total confidence in everything I do, now.  I certainly have used every situation as a learning experience and now I am much stronger because of that...
I was just reflecting a little bit.

Happy Valentine's Day to ME!

For all those that aren't real men and have the desire to be part of my world; your chances are slim at best.  I had an absolutely fabulous day yesterday with my husband.  There is so many ways that the pathetic boys may show some appreciation today.  My husband and I know that there will never be a chance for R/T for all the fakes that just want a free wank.  So if you think you can handle some real abuse, you better show you're worth my time and effort here, online, and via phone.  I will be very busy in the next few months with moving, shopping, and I am also going to be pursuing my degree.  So you may do whatever it takes to improve my life.  I have many interests and ultimately it is a submissive's place to please their Domme.  I will be adding a house warming wish list to amazon very soon, so that even the most pitiful will be able to contribute to MY happiness.  There are quite a few things I want and need before I can settle into a new home.   You will have the privilege of knowing you provided for superior beings.  Well, I am off to start my wish list and also write my Valentine's Day sermon.
So, I was in the middle of preparing my V-day sermon, and decided to do some yoga instead.  I have also been sidetracked  by all the planning I have going on inside my head.  I am also still sore from yesterday's fun. For now, I will be hanging out in the sun; relaxing, chatting, shopping, and bronzing.  Life is grand isn't it?

Come here retards and listen up!

I am so fucking sick of hearing, "May I...blah, blah, blah..." or "Can we chat...blah, blah, blah..." So while you sit back like a bunch of slack jawed retards, I will tell you what I want.  I want to watch you silly fuckers do as you're told with out question or hesitation (which those I keep do).  I want you to buy my clips or complete my Nite Flirt assignment.  I want to see you parade like a fairy for however long I want.  I will call you names, give you assignments, and ensure there is no more pride left in that bubble 3 feet above your ass.
I am far too busy to keep up with the mindless dribble that comes out of your cocksucker.  I have multiple projects in the works at the moment and if you think I will waste my time on you you are sorely mistaken.  I have better thing to do with my time.  In fact, I'll even tell you what is more important:  spending time with my husband, house hunting/shopping, taking pics, running errands, getting my twat waxed, and fixing my hair.
While some of you may not be retarded, most that attempt approaching me are.   

Here is what is new...

Not a whole lot, really.  Unfortunately I was consumed with the all dreaded taxes.  FFS!  Is there anything worse than taxes?  Really, they do suck; they suck even more with PMS.  So, after finishing my taxes, or so I thought, I have no idea if they are right.  Anyway, last week when I would get bored with IRS horeshit I would upload some clips and such to kinkbomb and C4S.  I also had a a lot of fun on NF this week.  I always love the 45 minute calls!  Keep them coming!  I also want everyone to be aware that I will be moving in the next 6 months, I will be extremely busy with all that goes into a move and such.  With that being said, if you can improve my mood by adding to my furnishings or decor, then do so.  A new link to crate and barrel is up and e-gift cards are wanted!  I also am amending my availability.  Be sure to keep up and follow me on twitter.

Death and taxes

Taxes suck.  I have spent most of the week working on taxes and a soon to be announced pet project.  I haven't been online much at all, which is always disappointing.  I get so fucking irritable when my rag is coming, I really should keep better track of my cycle.  Anyway, I'll be sunbathing, and working on clips, my new project and much more.  BTW, within the next 6 months I will be moving.  I want all kinds of new goodies, including a new bed (the old one is fine, but I want a new sturdier one), new sofa, and lighting.  Also, with Valentine's Day around the corner, I want some sexy new fetish wear, shoes/boots, and a day at the spa.  Get to it!  You can make this all happen by buying my clips on Kink Bomb or calling me on Nite Flirt.  Or just giving me your cash, stocks, bonds, etc.