WTF

Ok, so now (for some reason) I can't get pics to post here.  That sucks balls!  Anyway I have been SO fucking busy lately!  With all the preparations I am making for hubby's homecoming, shopping for household items, and a few naughty things too; I haven't been around as much.  Also this weekend a wrench has been potentially thrown into my master plan. I fucking hate drama, details aren't necessary since most of you don't deserve them anyway.  I am in the process of finishing up the tables I have been working on, I know it's an odd hobby, but whatever!  Also, since I am feeling especially moody I think I'll be making a few phone calls to a very cheesy "boy"...
Last week I did get quite a few packages.  I have a new "slut" imprint paddle (and I can't wait to use it), a pair of pretty red shoes, and a couple other items.  I have also begun corresponding with a local boy, he will be photographing my feet next month.  I can't wait!  It'll be so much fun!
I am also considering a select few for R/T spanking, caning, and general corporal punishment sessions.  For those that think they might be interested, you already know how to get in touch with me.  I'll be adding several new items to my toy box and I look forward to implementing them into some good old fashioned corporal punishment. 
Anyway, I have tons of shopping to do, be sure to check out my updated wish lists!  As always, gift cards are always wanted and accepted. 

A shitty week and some fun with eager sluts!

So last week pretty much everything I touched turned to shit.  Even with my absence I still made some time for a few very lucky boys.  They just are too pathetic to not take advantage of!  I haven't posted lately, but I know that all my fans will always (almost obsessively) check my blog.  I also had a brief moment (between the shitstorm and laughing at silly boys) to take a few pics.  Anyway, I have been shopping like crazy.  However, as one defiant slut pointed out, "cutlery is SO sexy."  So, I haven't had much of a chance to do any "sexy" shopping and that brings me to my next topic.  Anyone who wants me to have "sexy" items, there are a number of great items on my multiple wish lists to choose from.  I highly recommend sending surprise items to make me smile!  And without further ado, here are some pics of the sluts that made my week slightly less shitty: 

Pretty red panties on a "big sexy man".  LMAO! Last I checked "men" don't wear panties!

Getting dressed while wearing panties! LOL

Stripper shoes on a whore...how appropriate!

This is a great pic!  The hysterical "O" faces slut makes, cracks me up!

Wedgie!

How fucking eager!

And so fucking pathetic too! LMAO!

LMAO

I, for one, believe that a happy Domme is always a good thing. I have been so very busy lately I have hardly had the chance to even post some updates. So here we go! I have been thoroughly enjoying myself torturing some pathetic boys. I just adore taking their hard earned (or borrowed) cash! Its such a thrill to see how eager they are to gain my attention. With that being said, my time has become even more valuable (if that is even possible). I am only available to a select few that have earned the privilege to be financially drained by me. I get such a thrill from taking their money. At the same time, I adore the power I have over the silly boys. For example, jeff has finally set up a play date for Saturday to have his mouth filled with cock! He'll be on cam sucking cock for ME! YAY! It's about fucking time. LOL This project has been in the works and WAY TOO much effort has been put into this for it to fall apart now. There is a lowly little whore that is just begging for attention, too. For some reason he thinks there are interesting files on his computer, LMAO. No, he is certainly not that interesting. If I really wanted to put forth the effort to expose his cross dressing and "dirty little secrets", I would. I have no problem with ruining someone, however; they must first be worthy of all the time I have to put into such an adventure. Anyway, I have decided to share a few pics of the losers, sluts, whores, and so on.

I had him shave his armpits...

And then glue it to his cheeks.

Showing off his new (and stinky) facial hair.

Then he had to pull it off! LMAO!

HAHAHA!  Love the panties & stockings!

This whore likes make up, but doesn't want to pay...I wonder how his wife would feel about is make up techniques...

Your expectations don't matter

I am increasingly becoming less available and more indifferent.  I am around for two reasons (ultimately one, because it all falls into the same category); to tell boys what to do and take their gifts, money, and pride.  I don't have time for those that can't behave and act like a proper human being (let alone a good submissive).  Hell, I barely have time for those that can behave! If you are interested in my dirty panties, then you may message me.  If you see me available on one of the various sites I am on, you may message me. If you think you deserve anything more than that, move along with the rest of the heard.  I am not here for your expectations.  I don't care what your excuses are, what you do, where you live, or about your life.  Really, I don't.  I have stopped logging into my YIM for now, I may return to using it, I might not.  IDK yet.  Anyway, I have been super busy, lots of projects and lots of creativity are happening.  If you feel you can contact me in a proper manner, then e-mail me here.  Be sure to include a reason why I should respond, a tribute is a good start.  And now I am off to sunbathe and maybe chat for a bit somewhere. 

ME, ME ME

With another week coming to an end, I have been thoroughly exhausted!  I took it upon myself to learn photoshop this week and I love it!  It is by no means an "easy fix" for anything; however, I don't mind getting my hands dirty.  Also, I will have hubby home briefly tomorrow. WOOHOO! It never fails that my period comes just in time for his arrival.  Oh well, I need new sheets anyway. LOL 
Back to Me, I am learning SO much about adobe and graphics it is insane!  I never considered it to be something of interest before now.  I can't wait to learn more!  I'll even be sharing a few items I have been playing with, I know, I am far too generous.  I'll have PS mastered in no time at this rate, but being the perfectionist that I am, IDK if anything will ever be complete.
On to some MORE ME:  This week has been extremely exciting for me, as slave jeff has finally met the cock he will be sucking soon.  I CAN'T WAIT!  When the time comes, he'll wear a pair of my dirty panties, a pair of pantyhose, maybe even a bra, LOL.  I have been having TONS of fun with some mystery boys that appear with lame stories but always have tributes.  Whatever;  more money and gift cards for me is always fun!  BTW, today I added a new forced fem/humiliation task to my Nite Flirt, go get it before I change my mind about the price. 

Sissy/Humiliation Task

Happy Valentine's Day to ME!

For all those that aren't real men and have the desire to be part of my world; your chances are slim at best.  I had an absolutely fabulous day yesterday with my husband.  There is so many ways that the pathetic boys may show some appreciation today.  My husband and I know that there will never be a chance for R/T for all the fakes that just want a free wank.  So if you think you can handle some real abuse, you better show you're worth my time and effort here, online, and via phone.  I will be very busy in the next few months with moving, shopping, and I am also going to be pursuing my degree.  So you may do whatever it takes to improve my life.  I have many interests and ultimately it is a submissive's place to please their Domme.  I will be adding a house warming wish list to amazon very soon, so that even the most pitiful will be able to contribute to MY happiness.  There are quite a few things I want and need before I can settle into a new home.   You will have the privilege of knowing you provided for superior beings.  Well, I am off to start my wish list and also write my Valentine's Day sermon.
So, I was in the middle of preparing my V-day sermon, and decided to do some yoga instead.  I have also been sidetracked  by all the planning I have going on inside my head.  I am also still sore from yesterday's fun. For now, I will be hanging out in the sun; relaxing, chatting, shopping, and bronzing.  Life is grand isn't it?

Here is what is new...

Not a whole lot, really.  Unfortunately I was consumed with the all dreaded taxes.  FFS!  Is there anything worse than taxes?  Really, they do suck; they suck even more with PMS.  So, after finishing my taxes, or so I thought, I have no idea if they are right.  Anyway, last week when I would get bored with IRS horeshit I would upload some clips and such to kinkbomb and C4S.  I also had a a lot of fun on NF this week.  I always love the 45 minute calls!  Keep them coming!  I also want everyone to be aware that I will be moving in the next 6 months, I will be extremely busy with all that goes into a move and such.  With that being said, if you can improve my mood by adding to my furnishings or decor, then do so.  A new link to crate and barrel is up and e-gift cards are wanted!  I also am amending my availability.  Be sure to keep up and follow me on twitter.

Some fun stuff!

So, this week has been busy and lots of fun.  I am working on a new project that will be unveiled at a later time.  I have also had some fun with a bitch I haven't heard from in a while.  He is a cum hungry slut, but I allowed him to speak with and entertain me.  Last night, after not hearing from him in months, he approached me in a proper manner and I called him.  I had him fetch some of his roommate's panties; a clean pair to wear on his bitch ass and  a dirty pair for his face.  LOL  Since he's been absent, for a while he should have been ignored and sent on his way.  However, last night I was feeling a little feisty.  After getting dressed in panties, I noticed he had put on a few pounds since I last saw him, now he is a tubby puppy.  HAHAHAHA!  Anyway, I made the bitch bark, which is hilarious because he even barks like a little bitch.  LOL  tubby puppy, who is over 6 feet tall barks like a little terrier bitch.  So after he proudly displayed his pathetic bark (and in the middle of our call), my husband called and he was privileged enough to hear how I talk to a real man.  After that,  I told him to remove the dirty panties from his face and to fetch his roommate's hairbrush.  He was instructed to pull down his panties, use his spit for lube, and insert her brush handle into his ass, LMAO.  As always, I have some great pics!
On Monday, I mailed twat slave a special package.  Inside it contained 4 pairs of my filthy panties and he received them on Wednesday.  He is only allowed to open 1 pair per day, on cam, and is instructed as I see fit.  On Wednesday, he was allowed to open the oldest pair (each bag is marked with the dates that I wore them).  They were a brightly colored animal print thong.  He was so excited to have another pair of my filthy panties!  He was allowed to breath in their scent and worship them and all the greatness I had left in them.  I wore that thong while the VS panties were being washed and dried.  After thoroughly enjoying them in an olfactory manner, he was allowed to clean them orally.  As his name says, he did and very well;  enjoying the gusset and the butt strip a lot.  I made sure he put them on and modeled them for me, which was good for a laugh!  They always look better on me!  I digress.
I realized it was time for his daily release and allowed him to stroke his owned clitty in the panties and  made him deposit his load into the freshly cleaned panties.  As he sat there, still aroused in sticky, gooey, filthy panties, I knew he was on cloud 9.  I just love to see boys enjoying my panties!  After that he was told to remove the cummy panties (which stuck to him, lol), get dressed, and give Mrs. twat slave a kiss.  I, on the other hand, went to bed.
This week I have had a few Doms interested in slave jeff.  I won't tell him anymore when I get a response or when I respond to ads.  I will wait until I find the perfect cock and then tell him about it.  He is left in an ever present state of anticipation;  he never knows when I will have  cock for him to suck, and I love that!

tubby puppy with a brush in his ass, LOL

twat slave worshiping my scent

my pretty panties

LOL

cleaning the thong

silly boy with his roommates panties

My anniversary is coming!

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What I am thinking about during sex...

While having the hottest, wettest, sex ever today; do you want to know what I was thinking about?  Well, it sure as hell wasn't subs!  LOL!  I think only of my husband.  How he is able to do what no others can; multiple orgasms.  He can please me, more than any sub ever could, he is amazing!  I love how a real man feels, looks, and tastes!  I adore when we're close, breathing hard, and know what the other is thinking.  That will never be any of you!  He gives the best oral, best orgasms, and certainly knows what I like.  We are so in sync, so utterly compatible, and completely in love!  Our sex life has been nonexistent for a while (due to his travels), however, it's back and better than ever!  I know you can't wait to see the pics of us; laughing, smiling, lying on the sofa, happily married, and knowing you'll never have that.  I'll be uploading them when I get my new computer.  For now you imagine my bliss...HAHAHA! 

Merry Christmas! What did you give?

This is the time of year to be selfless and to give.  I have been very generous this year and the boys who have been receiving know who they are.  Today has been absolutely fabulous!  Great food, awesome gifts, and even better sex!  That's right, my husband was home today and saw, tasted, and touched every part of me that you all covet so  much.  The Brazilian wax was icing on the cake, too!  Even though he was only home briefly, we enjoyed every minute together.  I just love that boys are eager to please me and him! hehehehe
Next week I'll be out and about quite a bit (even with my cast, ugh) with some very important meeting and appointments.  I also want to get my new computer next week so I can get right back to teasing, denying, humiliating, and laughing at all my good boys.  With my new computer I'll be able to make more videos, take more pics, and bring more to their knees. lol  I can't wait to make more foot tease clips and edit some really sexy pics.  But alas, this cast won't be off before Thursday and only then will it (potentially) be put into a walking cast.  *sighs*
Anyway, my good bitches will be well rewarded and the naughty (not in a good way, either) will be...well, nothing.  They have no place in my life.  The only subs and slaves I keep in my company are those that know their place and show the utmost respect.  I also have my eyes on some cool new toys, so check out my amazon wish lists.
Finally, since this is the time of year to give I will give all of you the chance to worship me.  You may download this one pic, set it as your desk top, make it your screen saver, kneel, bow, and pray to it.  Then you may approach me via email only after sending your tribute.  Ms.AboveandBeyond@hotmail.com

Holidays and stuff

Well, since my holiday season has come to a screaming halt;  I have decided to make the best of a shitty situation.  I want lots of goodies to keep me busy.  I have added a new Christmas wish list at amazon that includes movies, games, toys, and other assorted items that will keep me entertained.  This is terribly frustrating since I had lots to do this holiday season, but now I am basically going to kick back, relax, and enjoy a quiet Christmas.  I also am considering a "package wrapping" task for NF.   I will also be adding new pics to NF and sneak peeks here.  I can validate you and give your life meaning...let me in so I can take over!

My days...

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Happy holidays to ME

Something fun for all the subs out there.  A holiday shopping and tribute game where everyone wins (especially ME).  First step is to send a tribute, gift, or gift card (bonus points if yours it the one that buys the macBook I want).  Then the sub that sends the best gift or largest tribute will get a special treat (depending on the gift/tribute).  Now on to my weekly updates.
Last week pedidog sent me a pedicure.  I went to a new place and when I got home realized that they didn't paint the front edges of my toenails.  FUCKERS!  I have also already ruined my manicure.  New slut is doing well, for the most part, anyway.  Making contact can be difficult while traveling and with a family, but otherwise he's a good slut.  Also, I had some fun playing with jester and binky fag, pics will be coming soon.  I am also in a kinky/greedy kind of mood.  I want to shop, with your  money (gift cards are preferred), on team viewer, while your cock and balls are bound.  I want to see the look on your face as I spend and take as much as I want.  Being the greedy bitch I am, I get an adrenaline rush from seeing you squirm.  I adore the feeling of power I have when I take over a computer and a wallet.  I am also thinking about a gambling game of sort, roulette/dice/poker; and that will be interesting as there are many outcomes possible.  I am also on a mission to increase my boot and shoe collection.  I want over the knee brown boots, thigh high red boots, and more patent leather pumps (I am liking the mary janes).  I am hoping that my husband will be home for a quick visit for x-mas, but I don't know yet.  If he is, in fact coming home (even briefly), I am going to need new lingerie, a Brazilian wax, and some super sexy shoes.  I did, however, get my first piece of latex clothing.  I am SO excited too.  I have no idea what to wear with it, but I am sure I'll figure out something.  Red boots and a red corset would be awesome (check my amazon wish list)!  I am going to enjoy a beautiful sunny South Florida day.

Busy me!

With the holidays rapidly approaching, my availability will be quite random.  Obviously, good boys/ generous boys, will be privy to such scheduling.  I have recently come across a few more items I want for X-mas.  I want the ps3/LED bundle, iPad, and an iPod touch.  Anyway, I get such a thrill when I take boys money, mail out a pair of filthy panties, or give a time limit for release (and they fail).  Boys eager to cum always are easy to torture and fun to manipulate.  So with that being said, I had lots of fun teasing my pedidog the other day, lol.  Yesterday was spent running errands (almost literally), in boots, horrid weather, and awful traffic.  Today I'll be around and about; relaxing, resting my sore feet, and finishing up a few projects.  Also, those that want my attention, to be drained financially, or pics; keep in mind, you are in MY world and need to be respectful of MY schedule.  My trivia game is now available via appointments...So I can abuse you and drain you all at the same time.  I LOVE the power I have over eager, horny, slutty boys.  Financial domination is what I love, but I also love to inflict pain.  I also love to reward good boys with teasing, chastity, and panties.  Speaking of chastity, teasing, and panties; my newest slut is and eager beaver to be locked in chastity while wearing my dirty panties.  He's going to be a good slut and earn that privilege.  I look forward to sharing pics of him in them.  I am out of cigarettes so I'll be going to the store soon.  I have lots of projects I want to do.  Stroking tasks, videos, C4S store, and add more recorded lines to Nite Flirt...Busy me!  I want a new computer so I can maximize my productivity.  Get to it!  If you think you can handle it and are eager to please me, then you may contact me; as I won't chase you down.    

Well now you've gone and done it.

As of yesterday my computer is dead.  Well, on life support right now.  It is old and served it purpose, but now it is time to say good bye.  I am going to try to be around as much as possible; however, I really don't know how much time that will be.  Let me back up and preface this with:  You sorry, fucking, subissives;  you want pics, videos, and chat, and have the balls (more like rasins, really) to call ME greedy.  Yes, I am a greedy bitch.  SO WHAT?!?!  Why else would someone like me spend any time with you.  Get over it.  I LOVE financial domination, and I enjoy it as much as you enjoy me.  Do you really think that it doesn't take my time, my money, and my energy to do all I do.
Well, here is a little hint;  if I don't have a computer to do this then I won't be online.  Then you can find someone else's time to waste.  Useless, fucking, losers.  Any subs that think they're clever; well, they're usually the dumbest.  Regardless of what your opinion of findom is; actually, I don't really care about your opinions.  I care about me, my wants, and my computer.  Stop being a pussy, reach into your tight wallet, and show some appreciation.
I rarely belittle, judge, or degrade subs, unless they are worthy of such a privilege; but all the whores, sluts and dogs etc.  should have better manners.  I offer a great privilege, yet pathetic, little, fuckers can't seem to show any appreciation.  (Yes, I do mean financially!)
I actually had a sub tell me that a computer would be a good Christmas gift from my husband.  Seriously, WTF?!?!  Pathetic!  My husband's gifts to me are no one's business, but they are usually diamonds.  So, take your small pecker somewhere else.  Besides, if that is what I wanted him to get me, he would.  I don't.  I want you silly, fucking, retards, to buy it.  Its how you get your jollies anyway.  Probably sitting there stroking right now as you read this, just because I am calling names.  *pfft*  Anyway, amazon has the computer I want, actually, they have a few I like.  You may send gift cards to my email, buy it out right (best option) or send cash via greendot.  I don't care how I get it, I just want a new computer.  I am very rough with them and their fragile parts, so get to it...buy my computer and then I will spend some of MY time with you.
While the old computer is still on life support, I will be around via NF and email.  Also I'll be adding a smart phone to the list of "Stuff I want", that is not my husband's responsibility to buy either.  For all the good boys, there will be rewards...if I feel they have earned them.  Now I have to try and resuscitate the computer again.  Actually, no, I think I'll read a book,  take a nap,  and have a nice hot shower.

Fuck off.

That's all.
I'm not here to be your friend, mother, or wife.
I am not here to find a lover.
I don't fucking care.
Remember, you need ME.
I have been more than generous with my time.
No more.
I don't want to hear your excuses.
No need to apologize.
I don't fucking care.
Don't fucking bother.
I am changing my YIM, removing most of my pics/vids, and so on.
I will continue to sell my panties and can be found on NF.
There will be a select few privy to my new YIM, pics, etc.
And the rest of you can fuck off.