So as we all know, the economy has completely gone to shit. The housing (sand stock) market is in the toilet too. With an influx of people, properties, and so on there is little left that isn't tainted by our awful economy. I was reading the paper about property values, blah blah blah, and it shocks me to see the fools that thought they were getting a great deal at the time. LOL those are the same saps that are crying about being underwater on their montages and taking the strategical foreclosure route. Now there are hundreds upon thousands of empty homes and bank owned properties, but I ask you, what are you investing in? You should really consider something with a better return on your money that an empty house, lot, or stocks for that matter. Invest in what you know, invest in something that will always have value...my happiness.
I have been considering investment properties and foreclosures, but that isn't what makes me happy. I enjoy sunbathing, yoga, and spending my time doing what I like to do. With that in mind, I have formulated a fool proof plan of achieving bliss. And yes, even you can be apart of it. You see, by making me happy, doing whatever it takes to improve my life, and getting pleasure from my pleasure, is what completes you. Instead of filling your portfolio full of stocks, bonds, IRAs, and meaningless properties; invest your time, energy, and money in me. You know you want to have something of value in your life. What is the point of your pitiful life, if you haven't served a purpose? How can one possibly be accomplished without making sacrifices? Don't hesitate. Act now. This is a limited time offer and will be expiring soon!
